About Simon
Dear reader, I once drove all the way to México for a taco. Find me in NYC with my face in a bowl of ramen. Weirdly, I had some of the best oysters ever in Durango, Colorado, of all places. I currently live in the land of Christmas-style red and green chili. I am Oglala Lakota and Chicano, which means I equally smell of frybread and tamales. I know, I know. You're welcome.